I was looking through some old notes on my phone and I found this gem from my time in Romania back in October. I decided to write down things that people said that I thought was really funny out of context. If you were on X Squad in Stoenesti, this was the day that Jacob and Jenay made those DISGUSTING soggy meat sandwiches. Good day, good day. Enjoy.
Things I’ve heard today
God, please help Taylor poop.
Why was I sitting on cabbage?
I am NOT smelling that.
Wait I gotta put on my dish outfit for when I do dishes.
Good riddance, satan.
Everyone seems salty today and I don’t like that. Be sweet, ok?
Thank you we can kill baby chickens (eggs) and eat them.
Alright, who wants the bean juice?
You didn’t stick your tongue out fast enough.
That was your fault. You chose the butt and the butt is always thick.
She attacked me with her thighs.
No one is safe.
Don’t worry, I’m going to do a manicure right now.
They have a couch?!?
My face is too pretty for this.
And our hosts in India locked us in our room until all the pastors left.
Bro, take your shirt off and show your cleavage. (This had to be Jacob talking to Nathan. I know it.)
Haha. I loved days like this one that we’re filled with so much laughter. I’ll update y’all soon on how life has been! I’m almost 3 months into my road trip across the US! We have been quarantined In Arkansas for a while now. Corona virus has been tough for everyone, but I know that the Lord is doing something big. Love y’all! Stay safe and be wise!
oh dear HAHAH. that lunch was a disaster (I blame Jacob). this made me smile :)) I miss Stoenesti and that crew. #meatsweatsforever
HAHAHHA we love a thick butt lol. what a day.
HAHAH this takes me back
We have been exposed